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That One Movie... I Think it Had C Thomas Howell In it?
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  • Thu, 19:49: have you seen the movie where the kid goes to the resort town and he is challenged to a contest by the local bully (continued)
  • Thu, 19:50: and there is this spunky gal who shows the kid how to surf/ski/race cars and the bully's weakness so the kid can win? (continued)
  • Thu, 19:50: My question is: How come the spunky gal can't just kick the bully's butt to begin with?
  • Thu, 19:51: Be a pretty cool movie if the kid gets hit by a truck and spunky gal goes and wins the race anyway.
  • Fri, 07:14: RT @LettersOfNote: Deafblind author Helen Keller died this day in 68. Her stunning description of the "view" atop the Empire State Building ...
  • Fri, 08:56: Movies show me things that I know did not happen but I believe to be true. The news shows me things that did happen that I doubt were real.

Cheeseburgers, Chocolate, Earl Grey, "Waffles," and Tacos
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  • Thu, 05:44: RT @calluptome: Ten different cheeseburgers on this menu but only two viable parties in the US. government.
  • Thu, 06:30: Star trek tng makes more sense if you get that whenever Troi orders "hot chocolate," she's actually programmed the computer to make a gimlet
  • Thu, 06:31: This also puts a new spin on Picard's "tea, earl grey, hot" #talisker
  • Thu, 06:34: Any advice containing the word "WOW!" is suspect. #WOWGrads
  • Thu, 06:45: Put storebought buns in waffle iron: BOOM, Breakfast. http://t.co/7b9KTn05
  • Thu, 06:52: The thought of storebought cinnamon bun waffles is appealing and abhorrent all at once.
  • Thu, 08:38: RT @feliciaday: Also: tacos, what's up with them?
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  • Tue, 13:20: If you ask me a question, don't check your blackberry throughout the answer and then ask me the same question again.
  • Wed, 09:03: Tellitubby news: Tinky Winky is back in the closet: http://t.co/irquSues
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The Cat Loves the Fireplace Insert
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To Boldly Go...
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  • Mon, 15:39: To a friend at bay-to-breakers. Me: "There goes a girl dressed as Hunter S Thompson!" Friend: "I don't know who that is" #IDon'tEven
  • Mon, 15:40: For some messed up fun, explore the #JustSayin tag. (Politically incorrect people always justify outrageous statements with "Just Sayin")
  • Mon, 16:02: IT. COULD. WORK!!!! http://t.co/O0ZvBe0H
  • Tue, 11:21: RT @pocahontasshole: Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: 200 pounds. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless.


The best link in that melange above is this one:

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An engineer describes in great detail, how we might build the starship Enterprise with current technology.

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  • Fri, 07:28: RT @KenJennings: Bristol Palin lecturing everybody on the sanctity of marriage is like the Star Trek where they conjure up Joe Piscopo to teach Data comedy.
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  • Wed, 16:04: RT @TheDowagerSays: Deep down, all highly intelligent people fear that they're frauds, while stupid people suspect that they're geniuses.
  • Thu, 08:31: Hey @sf311, My work is telling me to change my commuter check b/c Muni is making changes to the fares in July, is that so?
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