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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Nirvana


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  • Mon, 07:45: Tourists visiting San Francisco should note; The longer you go in one direction without making a turn, the less progress you will make.
  • Mon, 08:05: Seems to me that the IRS examining the records of anti-tax organizations is kinda like... Profiling.
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  • Fri, 09:39: If you are citing the survey results from "Family Feud" in order to support your argument, then you've already lost.
  • Fri, 10:35: RT @wendimclendonco: surprised to learn that Benedict Cumberbatch is a hunky British actor & not a rabbit with a pocketwatch who lives in a…
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  • Tue, 19:15: RT @MeetingBoy: BREAKING: People shocked--SHOCKED!-- to learn Excel can be used to misconstrue data to fit user's own biases: http://t.c ...
  • Wed, 07:56: Let the war on trash cans, backpacks, and pressure cookers begin.
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  • Mon, 08:14: Happy "render unto Ceasar day" everyone!
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  • Fri, 06:10: Fill the boilers, stoke the fires, put the kettle on, Ma. It's time to get this Friday thing hurtling down the rails.
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  • Thu, 17:57: RT @AvoidComments: You have time to create something beautiful. You have time to read the comments section. You do not have time to do both.
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  • Fri, 07:28: It's high time we stopped investing in corrupt Chinese manufacturing and reinvested in American corruption.
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  • Thu, 22:13: Going to start a business where you can have flowers delivered to someone whenever a tiny bit of their soul dies.
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